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Everybody over here has there own lane. I got my own lane, Millz has his own lane, Gudda has his own lane. That way, we never crash into each other and theres no feeling about having to keep up with the next man. As long as we stay in our lane, then we will all get to the finish line together.
Lil Chuckee
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Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan: Possession of cocaine donuts. Man: Those are powdered sugar. Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird. This office is permanently closed. Man: What are you saying? Stan: I'm saying you're fired. Donald Trump: (Clearing throat) Stan: Oh, for God's sake. Somebody pay Mr. Trump.
American Dad
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. (Starts chugging down pills) Principal Lewis: Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office. Stan: I see. (Foam starts coming out of his mouth) Henry, antidote!
American Dad
6 Likes
Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby. Francine: Oh, yeah? Well, this silly housewife loves her "hobby." She's good at it. In fact, she kicks ass! So, her big career-man husband is just going to have to deal with it. Stan: I could have assassinated you! Francine: What? Stan: Nothing.
American Dad
14 Likes
Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
American Dad
3 Likes
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
American Dad
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Stan: Francine, what the hell is going on? You were fired. (Donald Trump comes in) Stan: That's passive past tense, Trump! You don't own that!
American Dad
1 Likes
Stan: (After seeing Scab Bum) Who the hell is that? Steve: He doesn't have a name. Stan: What? Steve: He killed his own name.
American Dad
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Stan: What makes you think you're gonna survive? Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: So explain that cold sore. Roger: Mind your own business!
American Dad
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve: You said, "Look out for the mines." Stan: I said, "Look out for the mines."
American Dad
18 Likes
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you killed your son's dog! And don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing because that's a giant load of crap.
American Dad
2 Likes
That mean cool and dre get high like planes, your man Wale in his own damn lane can't control the box, you are no mills lane ain't heard DC since Sardines came.
Wale
29 Likes
The putts break toward the diamond lane on the freeway here. I had a putt break toward a call box, so I know it depends on what lane. I missed a two-footer because a guy was changing his tire in my line.
George Lopez
3 Likes
I'm in the HOV lane. I'm in the HOV lane. And you ni..., y-you-you, you? Soul Train.
Nicki Minaj
7 Likes
Stan: You unionized the homeless?! Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302. (Bums start cheering) Hayley: Here are our demands. Stan: "Longer red lights at freeway off-ramps, free doggy day care, human dignity"? I can't meet these demands.
American Dad
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve. Steve: Hilary, could you pass the salt? Stan: (Holding gun to her head) Pass him the salt.
American Dad
50 Likes
You are the one, you are the one, you are the one I neeeeed.
Alexandra Stan
0 Likes
I'm so alone and now I really wanna make you come along. I just want you to see. You're the only one for me.
Alexandra Stan
20 Likes
No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys.
Stan Brakhage
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Feels like I'll be lonely when you're gone.
Alexandra Stan
2 Likes
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