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Lap Cat Quotes & Sayings
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.
William Bennett
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
Lin Yutang
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
English Proverb
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker
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How to become a crazy cat lady: 1. Buy a cat. 2. Buy another cat. 3. Buy another cat. 4. Buy another cat. 5. Buy another cat. 6. Repeat.
Unknown
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.
Stan Lee
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I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.
Bobby Rahal
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Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Kevin Hart
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There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again.
Unknown
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I did have a cat once that used to attack an ex-boyfriend's feet every time he slept over. I should've known then that the cat was right.
Erin Daniels
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Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."
Unknown
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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
Mark Twain
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The ability to bath a cat is a martial art.
Unknown
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A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.
Caryl Chessman
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Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
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These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.
Unknown
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain
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