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Lap For Him Quotes & Sayings
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
Lin Yutang
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.
Stan Lee
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I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.
Bobby Rahal
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Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Kevin Hart
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I just want the baddest bi... in the world Right here on my lap.
Chris Brown
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I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.
Johnny Rotten
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A good looking woman. To set on my lap.
Alan Jackson
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Got a bi... that look like Laila Ali sitting in my lap.
The Game
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I didn't have a clue where I was going on my first lap of practice.
Joey Dunlop
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You're in the lap of the gods. If people go, they go, and if they don't.
Sam Mendes
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I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!
Fabolous
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Lap of mother is the first school of a child.
Unknown
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I was taken to one place by a director, and he bought me a lap dance.
Lexa Doig
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He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.
David Coleman
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They put the cloth across your lap soon as you sat down. Its feeling like you own every place you choose to be at now.
Drake
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You can see me in a fly lap. Maseratis, Lamborghinis or a mutherfu..in Maybach.
Ludacris
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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
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