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Suggest Revision: If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im the best, even when I'm cynical. Angle these beats like a pentagon, whenever my pen is on and nothing here minimal. Counting my bread, my account like a brunch at a synagog. Get at yall thats a whole lotta bagels, see me out the bay wit san quin in a beige coup. A very bad man you can ask baboo, I gets Seinfeld with these rhyme skills, I'm larry david, gimme my paper, its a cost mo (Cosmo) like Jerry Sein neighber, my co stanzas, stand like phantoms or maybachs, you wont get a lane (elaine) if you came wack. I hate rap like Kramer hate blacks, still no label wale aint passed, but now I'm on the lead on errybody ass and mark gave me a check and some dap.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
 
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Suggest Revision: It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
 
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Suggest Revision: It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
 
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