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Laughing My Ass Off Quotes & Sayings
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron! and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice. Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Jack Handy
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It's coming out of the a.. of the ass. -Beavis
Beavis And Butthead
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Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fu..ing true. It did happen like three days ago. My a.. is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt I bust my ass. Id show you the marks, but I dont wanna pull my pants down right now. I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich ni... teeth.
T-Pain
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Grove street, blood with two deep. Dont get your a.. deep, dont get your a.. deep.
Waka Flocka
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A small a.. circle of friends. A small a.. circle of trust.
Unknown
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Im still trying to decide if hes a punk-ass bi..., or a bi...-ass punk.
Ralphie May
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The reality is irrelevant. [House looks into the clinic and sees Cecelia sitting there.] I'll prove it. People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass. People who don't know me see a cripple, treat me as a cripple. What kind of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact?
Dr Gregory House
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Foreman: You might wanna wait until he actually tell us his theory before you start kissing his theory's ass. Chase: I wasn't kissing his ass. Foreman: It just looked that way from our angle. You on your knees, House bending over.
House MD
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I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group called the Ace Trucking Company. We didn't even have a name when we first did the show, but one of my favorite moments was looking over to see him laughing, falling off his chair. This was topped only by another kind of tribute often paid by Johnny: imitation. We did a sketch about tough motorcyclists stopping into a shop and demanding sho.. and coming away with handbags and ruffled blouses and stuff, and after it was over, Johnny kept saying, 'I want some sho..,' like one of the characters, and that was just a kind of salute. To have him pick up a catchphrase and repeat it was just amazing.
Fred Willard
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Talkin' 'bout baby money, I gotcha baby money. Kidnap your bi..., get that how much you love your lady money. I know you fake, ni.... Press your brakes, ni.... I'll take you out, that's a date, ni.... I'm a grown a.. blood, stop playing with me. Play asshole, and get an a.. whippin'. I think you pu...cat, hello kitty.
Lil Wayne
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Look, I fail you cover my ass. You fail I cover your ass!
John Mcclane
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I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
Orrin Hatch
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Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters dont run from nothingcause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters cant run fast.
John Green
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We like to watch you laughing
MGMT
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I'm still laughing like hell.
Shinedown
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They'll be laughing WITH you one day.
Keri Hilson
14 Likes
I think I will die laughing.
Jeanne Calment
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If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me.
Jay Leno
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Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
Unknown
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If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing.
Peter Steele
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