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Lazy Cow Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Lazy Cow" sorted by relevance. 351 matching entries found.
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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.
Bjork
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Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'
Unknown
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Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Unknown
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating...
Unknown
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No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
Unknown
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Lazy rule; Cant reach it. Don't need it.
Unknown
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Where is the remote? All the way over there...Guess I'm watching this.
Unknown
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Sitting in your towel for ages because you're too lazy to get dressed.
Unknown
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Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
Unknown
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I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Unknown
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Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
Hussein Nishah
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Staring at something you just dropped and wondering if you should pick it up or leave it and go on with your life.
Unknown
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
Unknown
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If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
Unknown
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