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Leave My Sperm In Youming Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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All conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. But you do not. If you leave a thing alone you leave it to a torrent of change.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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All conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. But you do not. If you leave a thing alone you leave it to a torrent of change.
G K Chesterton
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
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The children will not leave unless I do. I shall not leave unless their father does, and the King will not leave the country in any circumstances whatever.
Elizabeth The Queen Mother
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A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
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People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
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