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Left Handed Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I didn't know Albert back then - I just learned to play that way. He and I were the only guys that played left-handed. Then left-handed people came from every direction.
Otis Rush
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I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed.
Dustin Diamond
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We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief.
Whitey Herzog
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From a very early age, I remember thinking that adults were always acting like assholes. I couldn't understand why I had to respect them. My pre-school teacher forced me to write right-handed when I was left-handed. I didn't get why I had to change. Nobody could give me a reason. I have had a big problem with authority ever since.
Jessica Alba
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If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
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I punch left-handed.
Mike Weir
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To be hated cordially, is only a left-handed compliment.
Herman Melville
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After all, crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor.
John Huston
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I was the most powerful left-handed hitter in the Alameda area.
Willie Stargell
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I'm used to being in the minority. I'm a left-handed gay Jew. I've never felt, automatically, a member of any majority.
Barney Frank
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Meyer and I have a bit in common because we're both left-handed. I think it's great that he seeks out that advice because he's not too cool or too uncomfortable to ask for it.
Barry Zito
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My manager said it would more effective against left-handed hitters. It seemed to me that was impossible to do without the high leg kick, which I started that day.
Juan Marichal
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Because I believe that humans are computers, I conjectured that computers, like people, can have left- and right-handed versions.
Philip Emeagwali
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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I was never exposed to a great deal of racism, but the Chicago I grew up in was very, very segregated. If I went four blocks from my house, I was in a bad neighborhood where I might get my a.. handed to me by someone who was black. If I went a mile farther, I might get my a.. handed to me by someone who was white.
Don Cornelius
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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