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Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.

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Will Ferrell quotes
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Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.

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Just some kind of leftover clown, now youre like Quasi Modo crying.

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I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniel's. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.

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On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.

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I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be good for my morning breath

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With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died.

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Mercedes McCambridge quotes
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I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream.

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But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.

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Joely Fisher quotes
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If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam

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