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Leg Fracture Funny Quotes & Sayings
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
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The worst injury I ever had was a stress fracture from running.
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I hid inside this really tall-enclosed gate. After a while when my sister didn't find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It's smaller now though because I grew!
Kylie Jenner
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In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast.
Ken Curtis
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg. You can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
Unknown
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If your right leg was Christmas & your left leg was New Years...Would you let me visit in between holidays?
Unknown
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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can't run away.
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I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
Uday Hussein
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My knee is as strong as it was before, if not stronger, and it's a matter of getting my leg strong. I lost six years of strength in about six month's time, so it's going to take another year or two to get that leg back up to full strength, but I'm good to go so far.
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg
G M Trevelyan
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I have two doctors, my left leg and my right.
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You'll get some leg tonight for sure, tell us how you do.
Van Halen
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Oh, Ive never had a whole leg to myself before. -Rue
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My foot stopped and my leg kept going.
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