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Suggest Revision: My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
 
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Suggest Revision: I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
 
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Suggest Revision: Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
 
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Suggest Revision: He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
 
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Suggest Revision: I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
 
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Suggest Revision: I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. You see the trouble is he's very old fashioned. When he gives you an injection you have to bite on a bullet.
 
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Suggest Revision: In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
 
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Suggest Revision: My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
 
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