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Letter X Mitch Hedberg Quotes & Sayings
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I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.
Mitch Hedberg
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I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.
Mitch Hedberg
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I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.
Mitch Hedberg
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I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...
Mitch Hedberg
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I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
Mitch Hedberg
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I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
Mitch Hedberg
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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Mitch Hedberg
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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg
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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
Mitch Hedberg
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Mitch Hedberg
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Mitch Hedberg
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch Hedberg
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Mitch Hedberg
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg
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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
Mitch Hedberg
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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Mitch Hedberg
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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg
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