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Librarians And Owls Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Librarians And Owls" sorted by relevance. 16 matching entries found.
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Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Childrens librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? Ill get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.
John Green
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Librarians as a race tend to be tedious.
Peter Shaffer
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Those who hoot with the owls by night, should not fly with the eagles by day.
Unknown
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The ho.. is librarians, they lookin me up. She got a Jones like Marion, she lickin me up.
J Cole
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I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train.
Robbie Coltrane
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I am what libraries and librarians have made me, with little assistance from a professor of Greek and poets.
Heraclitus
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I'm starting to understand why librarians end up single and living alone with a cat. Cause people suck a big one.
Unknown
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I hate daylight savings. It is a cruel punishment inflicted upon night owls & insomniacs by freakish morning people & must be stopped!
Unknown
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There was an old man with a beard, Who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard
Edward Lear
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If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians.
Warren Buffett
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If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians
Warren Buffett
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I have a real soft spot in my heart for librarians and people who care about books.
Ann Richards
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The beast of the field shall honour me, the dragons and the owls: because I give waters in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert, to give drink to my people, my chosen.
Bible
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"Top" management is supposed to be a tree full of owls-hooting when management heads into the wrong part of the forest. I'm still unpersuaded they even know where the forest is.
Robert Townsend
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Since the owls have taken over the world to guard, and vampires to look after all of us, take a break from worldly ventures and hit your bed. Have a happy happy night and sweet sweet dreams.
Unknown
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The librarian of today, and it will be true still more of the librarians of tomorrow, are not fiery dragons interposed between the people and the books. They are useful public servants, who manage libraries in the interest of the public . . . Many still think that a great reader, or a writer of books, will make an excellent librarian. This is pure fallacy.
William Osler
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