TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Life Is Like A Kick In The Nuts Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Life Is Like A Kick In The Nuts" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Jokes
Life
Career
Jobs
Passion
Love
Cute Life
Job
Passion
Advice
Emotions
Life
Girls
Work
Love
Satisfaction
Profession
Fulfillment
Show more
Funny Facebook Status
Life Lesson
Pets
Moving On
Get Over It
Overcoming Challenges
Motivational
True Love
Complicated Love
Complicated Relationship
Girls
Funny
Being Positive
Be Yourself
Being Unique
Expression
Being Strong
Being Confident
Being Who You Are
Being True To Yourself
Finding Yourself
Progress
Bad Girl
Good Morning Messages
Opportunity
Chance
Carpe Diem
Taking Chances
Helpfulness
QUOTES
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Anonymous
102 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
34 Likes
I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
1 Likes
These psychotic ni...z envy me, and wanna be nuts.but I bust nuts, like my genitals s..ually.
Papoose
2 Likes
His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts.
Big Black
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
ho.. on my d..k cuz I payed for the butt-cheeks, girls on my nuts look I look like whole wheat, baby nuts brandon came with the gloc 10.
Lil B
11 Likes
If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.
Tom Peters
9 Likes
If you don't get a kick out of the job you are doing, you better kick it and look for another one. Love what you do or just don't do it.
Unknown
21 Likes
Life quotes
Career quotes
Jobs quotes
Passion quotes
Love quotes
I have a really, really, really normal family. And by normal I mean we're all nuts on some level. I think you've gotta be a little nuts to pursue any kind of creative job. I was also a really good kid. I know that sounds really dull, but I didn't rebel in the traditional sense.
Anna Paquin
2 Likes
At times they don't like you to kick them and they feel you're not allowed to kick them.
Alan Shearer
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.
Michael J Fox
2 Likes
Incomprehensible early bird, that's my word. Before I kick the bucket, I'm a kick 'em to the dirt.
Jackie Mittoo
1 Likes
I have tried to teach people there are three kicks in every dollar: one, when you make it; two, when you have it. The third kick it when you give it away - and it is the biggest kick of all.
William Allen White
0 Likes
I hope everyone watches me kick butt and do kick-ass stunts and play something besides a drunk diva or be a soap star.
Leven Rambin
3 Likes
Girls on my d..k cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in cages, suck my nuts ho.
Lil B
23 Likes
Sponsored Links
I was completely nuts for most of my life.
Roseanne Barr
0 Likes
In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God.
John Sladek
0 Likes
Avoid fruits and nuts; after all you are what you eat.
Garfield
28 Likes
Cute Life quotes
I've got no anti-America or anti-Hollywood kick, it's just that I never wanted to go and kick my heels around L.A. for six months hoping something would happen.
Martin Freeman
0 Likes
I've got no anti-America or anti-Hollywood kick, it's just that I never wanted to go and kick my heels around L.A. for six months hoping something would happen.
Martin Freeman
1 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 23
65th Birthday
Beer
Being A Girl
Being Unappreciated
Computer
Crush
Fake Friendship
Gay
Girly
Hard Work
Hatred
Inflation
Inspirational
Meaning
Prudence
Serial Killers
Soul Mates
Stupidity
Trying Hard
Woman
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™