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Lifes Too Short For Fake Butter Cheese And P Quotes & Sayings
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Note to self: Dont sweat the small stuff. Lifes too short. Lifes too good.
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Fake people enjoy others who get sucked into their drama. Cut conversations short that deal with your fake friend's usual complaints. You know. The ones they never plan to do anything about.
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Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fu.. about me.
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Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
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What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
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Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter!
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Lifes way too damn short to keep making the same mistakes.
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I think that lifes too short for this, want back my ignorance and bliss, I think Ive had enough of this.
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Deaf to the bullshit, blind to the fake shit, it's my life and I'll be damned if I waste it.
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Lifes not fair, and its way too short so treasure every minute of it. RIP, you will be missed.
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Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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Im the best at living life to the fullest cause lifes too short! Get fit & eat healthy! I'll start tomorrow...
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We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns.
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Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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Being fake in life is going to attract you fake reactions, fake crap, and fake friends. Just be real with yourself and others and things will be fine.
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Fake is the lastest trend and everyone seems to be in style!
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Fake tan. Fake smile. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell me again how you want a real man?
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I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer
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Lifes too short to pick fights with people you love, it isnt worth it. Be happy & be with who makes you happy, never know what tomorrow will bring .
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