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Lifes Too Short Funny Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Note to self: Dont sweat the small stuff. Lifes too short. Lifes too good.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
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Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fu.. about me.
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Lifes a funny thing, the minute you think youve got everything figured, something comes along and turns it all upside down. -Zayn Malik
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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