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Light Bulb Joke Regarding Learning Quotes & Sayings
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A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb.
Bernajoy Vaal
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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Trying to live a successful life without God is like being a light bulb and trying to light up without being plugged up, impossible.
Unknown
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The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what wired the world. And they weren't thinking about appliances when they wired the world. They were really thinking about - they weren't putting electricity into the home. They were putting lighting into the home.
Jeff Bezos
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Truth, like the burgeoning of a bulb under the soil, however deeply sown, will make its way to the light.
Mike Peters
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I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
Tennessee Williams
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When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb.
Gene Tierney
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To me, lighting really sets the mood for a room. A 40 watt bulb in a cheap lamp is the same as a 40 watt bulb in an expensive one.
Edward Walker
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I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like.
Carrie Fisher
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off...When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.
James J Braddock
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Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark.
Unknown
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One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.
Richard Marx
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Don't let the thoughts of failure stop you from trying, even when you fail, it's not enough to give up. The light bulb itself, finally found success after so many trials.
Terry Mark
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How many haters does it take to change a light bulb? None. They fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Rise by learning. Knowledge is never bought on counters or sold in any store, knowledge is the transferred Light from teacher to student...
Malika E Nura
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People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
Henry Reed
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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