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Lois: Peter Why Would They Make You President Quotes & Sayings
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Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
Family Guy
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Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie about something like that. Peter: All right, all right, Ill kill your mother.
Family Guy
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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life...I woke several hours later in a daze.
Peter Griffin
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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
Family Guy
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I'll be forever grateful for Lois Lane, I have fond memories of that show and I made a lot of friends. I still get asked about it by fans now. There's even been talk of going back and doing some more, like TV movies but I don't want to revisit her. I don't mind that people still think of me as Lois. I take it as a compliment. It just means I have to work harder to prove I can do much more than Lois, which I think I have.
Teri Hatcher
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Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Peter Griffin
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Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Peter Griffin
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Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
Peter Griffin
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Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.
Peter Griffin
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois.
Peter Griffin
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Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that one time when I was 19.
Peter Griffin
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Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.
Peter Griffin
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In addition, for almost a year now I have been urging the President, the Department of Justice, and the Federal Trade Commission to investigate suspicious gas price spikes.
Lois Capps
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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Ive gotten to see up close and personal what being president really looks like. At the end of the day, when it comes time to make that decision, as president, all you have to guide you are your values, and your vision, and the life experiences that make you who you are.
Michelle Obama
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This president can ask us to be patient. This president can tell us it was someone elses fault. This president can tell us that the next four years hell get it right. But this president cannot tell us that YOU are better off today than when he took office.
Mitt Romney
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In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for Peter Falk and me.
Paul Reiser
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Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fu..ing terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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The president does not have any obligation to make a consensus appointment here. What the president's obligation is, is to pick a judicial conservative, and I believe that's what he's gonna do.
Jay Alan Sekulow
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