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 BasedGodKam quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I was praying that you and me might end up together...It's like wishing for rain as I stand in the desert.
  
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Suggest Revision: Typing 'LOL' when your face has less expression than a brick.
  
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Suggest Revision: Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
  
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Suggest Revision: The lolly shop was looking for you, they said one of their sweets escaped.
  
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Suggest Revision: BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.
  
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Suggest Revision: You know the other person is bored of texting when they say 'lol' when you weren't being funny.
  
 Jill Marie Glover quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Deep Analyzer here (over analyzer @ times)....drives me crazy sometimes, but it denfinitly is cheaper than therapy...lol.....Its only when you dont learn from your self theraputic thoughts (conversations) with yourself, the analyzation (or lack of) turns into a multitude of unrecognized emotions, feelings..... Dont be Afraid to explore your own mind. You may just figure somrthing out ~JMarie~
  
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Suggest Revision: Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.

1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
... ...
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping?

Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping, you stupid fool?

4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!

5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you?

Me: M in market with telephone around my neck

LOL :P :P :P
  
 Meeeee!!!!!! quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.

1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
... ...
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping?

Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping, you stupid fool?

4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!

5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you?

Me: M in market with telephone around my neck

LOL :P :P :P
  
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Suggest Revision: Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
  
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