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 Jeremy London quotes 
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Suggest Revision: If I died snowboarding, you could honestly tell everybody in the world that Jeremy London died happy.
 
 Jay London quotes 
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Suggest Revision: It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
 
 Milton Berle quotes 
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Suggest Revision: You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
 
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Suggest Revision: Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
 
 Milton Jones quotes 
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Suggest Revision: If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
 
 Milton Berle quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
 
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Suggest Revision: A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
 
 Milton Berle quotes 
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Suggest Revision: They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
 
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Suggest Revision: Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
 
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