TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Madea Forklift Sceneorklif Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Madea Forklift Sceneorklif" sorted by relevance. 51 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Words
Grammar
I Love You
Feelings
Being In Love
Deep Love
Expression
Baby Daddy
A Real Man
Being A Father
Ride Or Die
QUOTES
Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.
Madea
315 Likes
Sponsored Links
I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
Madea
584 Likes
That's because I didn't have to work with Madea. I only had to work with Madea once, and that was at the barbecue and I didn't have to get close to her.
Shemar Moore
1 Likes
She a stallion, no horseshit. You could fit that bi...s booty on a forklift.
Ludacris
2 Likes
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedberg
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.
Bill Burr
6 Likes
Some mornings you wake up and think, gee I look handsome today. Other days I think, what am I doing in the movies? I wanna go back to Ireland and drive a forklift.
Liam Neeson
23 Likes
Ten years ago I was driving a forklift at the Kmart warehouse and nobody was screaming at me then. I guess it's the magic of show business.
Alan Jackson
4 Likes
Mama got a forklift foot.
Honey Boo Boo Child
2 Likes
Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got!
Madea
244 Likes
Sponsored Links
Hellerrr How u durnin'
Madea
618 Likes
Hey autocorrect, stop messing with my damn curse words. You mother forklift.
Unknown
544 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Words quotes
Grammar quotes
I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me
Madea
284 Likes
A beast wit no neck, there it is!
Madea
147 Likes
Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!
Madea
188 Likes
Sponsored Links
Yall know how I feel about my feet. I had a toe that got run over, like when, in a forklift accident. About a few years ago. When I worked in a warehouse. Its not a pretty sight, no.
Honey Boo Boo Child
2 Likes
I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!
Madea
206 Likes
The devil is a lie, I'm not finna eat this.
Madea
153 Likes
Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?
Madea
202 Likes
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too.
Madea
303 Likes
1
2
3
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 25
Best Friend
Conversation
Creativity
Done With You
Forget
Fulfillment
Improvement
Life
Lost
Morning
No Regrets
Oppression
Paradox
Team Work
Tension
Trying
Wedding Thank You
Will
Wisdom
Youth
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™