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I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

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Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.

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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.

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Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

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Philosophical systems? Even the most impressive of them are uncomfortably seated on a throne of rock bottom stupidity, that self-inflicted narrow-mindness which renders a mind capable of believing that it, a part of the immense world, could absolute.

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

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