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Madea Jokes

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I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

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Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.	514 up, 290 down

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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George Bernard Shaw quotes
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.

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George Bernard Shaw quotes
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.	364 up, 145 down

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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

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Robert Collier quotes
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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Will Rogers quotes
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

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