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It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

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I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

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Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.

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Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

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Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.	2099 up, 3059 down

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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

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Sex is a two-way treat.

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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

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