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Madea Stoned Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Madea Stoned" sorted by relevance. 78 matching entries found.
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I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body? -Red
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Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can't drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive.
Jason Mewes
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Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna taste the rainbow.
Madea
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I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
Madea
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But those audiences in Spain, they were just so stoned. I don't like playing to audiences like that because they just don't do anything. I'm up here with my band and we're working really hard and they are just stoned.
Graham Coxon
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Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. Surry down to a stoned soul picnic. There'll be lots of time and wine. Red yellow honey. Sassafras and moonshine.
Laura Nyro
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That's because I didn't have to work with Madea. I only had to work with Madea once, and that was at the barbecue and I didn't have to get close to her.
Shemar Moore
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I liked the drama of getting stoned.
Brion James
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I'm more stoned than a biblical whor...
Ralphie May
24 Likes
Hellerrr How u durnin'
Madea
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Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got!
Madea
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
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Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!
Madea
188 Likes
A beast wit no neck, there it is!
Madea
147 Likes
I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me
Madea
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The devil is a lie, I'm not finna eat this.
Madea
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I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!
Madea
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Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?
Madea
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I've been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind.
Simon And Garfunkel
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To win you, I'd stand naked, stoned, and stabbed. I'd call that a bargain, the best I ever had.
The Who
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