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Mailman Thank You Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mailman Thank You" sorted by relevance. 11 matching entries found.
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Message! -Mailman
Don't Be A Menace
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The mailman knows you because you are always out waiting for him to come home.
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Its whats on the inside that counts. You can be a male without being a man....unless you're a mailman. But that's another story...
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Wake up and I see that my sister is already dresse. She said I'm gonna run and go get my stamps. Watch and make sure no one snatches my check ni... that's the mailman.
Bizzy Bone
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Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of Oklahoma! in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids so they made up roles like that. I was good.
Dwight Schrute
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Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the d....s, although he may climb the d....s to see how the room looks from the ceiling.
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
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I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.
Jarod Kintz
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun.
Lee Trevino
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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fu.. would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fu..in' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bi...: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
Mitch Hedberg
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