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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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I'm glad there will be an iPhone that's affordable to the sweatshop workers who make iPhones.
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Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.
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