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I can make ya bitch root for me like I grew her. Bodies in the sewer, tampons in manure. 90 billion bitches on my stick like a skewer.

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Lil Wayne quotes
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Two kids woke up right after XMas morning...one found a bike by his door ribbon and all...and he said, 'Oh I dont know how to ride. I might fall and get hurt.' the other got nothing but a pile of manure by the front of his house, 'Hey I think my horse is around here somewhere.' A happy life is the the way you see things in life...think positive and you shall find beauty.

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I went to Oregon to study permaculture and lived in an eco-village for a month outside Eugene. Its called Lost Valley. It was amazing and exactly what I needed. Youre learning how to live in a holistic way with the cycles of the Earth. At one point I was digging goat manure and putting it into a wheelbarrow, and while shovelling it, I just went, Oh, my God, this is exactly what I want to be doing right now.

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Ellen Page quotes
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Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

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John Mckay quotes
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I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

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Zapp Brannigan quotes
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

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Lazarus Long quotes
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

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Jean Paul Getty quotes
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Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

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Francis Bacon Sr quotes
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Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.

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Beck Hansen quotes
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What do I really think? What do I believe in, without the horse manure?

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George Segal quotes
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