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Mark Twain Heaven O Quotes & Sayings
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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.
Mark Twain
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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.
Mark Twain
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's
Mark Twain
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
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Of the delights of this world man cares most for s..ual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
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Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.
Mark Twain
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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god
Mark Twain
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
Mark Twain
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Heaven goes by favor; If it went on merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Mark Twain
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Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
Dick Van Dyke
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(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea.
Mark Twain
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