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Suggest Revision: Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
 
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Suggest Revision: If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
 
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Suggest Revision: In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
 
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