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Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.

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Sorry even your gay friends will now be getting married before you.

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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

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God's jealousy for us doesn't disappear the moment we get married or start courting someone. Don't make an idol with a blessing.

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The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I'm having every weekend.

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I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces.

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Being married should free up your time to find me a husband.

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Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.

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I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.

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Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married.

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