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Married Life Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Married Life Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long as Ive been married to him. And I plan on being married to him for the rest of my life.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :
Ritu Ghatourey
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.
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Today is a very special day for both of you. You have just successfully passed your 25 memorable golden years of married life. I wish both of you a happier, fun-filled and even more prosperous married life ahead.
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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
Nikhil Saluja
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love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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I've got five kids and I'm married, Tommy's got two kids and he's been married, Vince just got married again, Mick's out of a relationship, Tommy's single as well. We've done a lot in our life, we've covered a lot of miles.
Nikki Sixx
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Before we got married, I had tremendous ambition. Once we got married and I started having children, then I just thought that that was my real life. Steve was definitely more ambitious than I.
Eydie Gorme
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I don't want to be married just to be married. I can't think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my life with someone I can't talk to, or worse, someone I can't be silent with.
Mary Ann Shaffer
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It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
Zach Braff
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I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
Bobby Darin
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s..iness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Joanne Woodward
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