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Women with country songs for their ringtones think Wal-mart has a literature section.

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I love Wal-mart. You can put that down. I love Wal-mart. My husband and I hang out there.

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15 I was pushing carts at K-mart. By 21 they said I'd be inside a graveyard.

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Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up...First...

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You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-mart shoppers!'

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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-mart. Happy Friday the 13th.

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If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-mart...its essentially the same experience.

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Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-mart but only 4 registers will be open.	632 up, 49 down

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Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But Hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

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I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-mart shelf half price.

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