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Suggest Revision: Sorry not being allowed to work from home has forced you to adjust your masturbation schedule.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're the only one who knows you're being sarcastic, it's not sarcasm, it's masturbation.
 
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Suggest Revision: Misery loves company. So does masturbation.
 
Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway.
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Suggest Revision: Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you're f*cking yourself but you do it anyway.
 
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Suggest Revision: We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.
 
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Suggest Revision: We have pathological romances with technological advances, infatuated with infatuation and intellectual masturbation.
 
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Suggest Revision: Talking is just masturbation without the mess.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
 
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Suggest Revision: Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity
 
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