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Maury You Are Not The Fa Quotes & Sayings

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I think there's a good kid underneath everybody. I really do.

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About six weeks later, she called because she had found a dress. And then she said yes.

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That awkward moment when your girlfriend wants you to go on the Maury show with her.

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She said that my baby, I told that bih lets go to Maury.

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It was the roughest time in my life. Connie helped me through it.

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My ex-girl been searchin' for a 'sorry.' Couple bi...es tryna have me on the Maury like ni... it's yours.

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I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. -Maury Ballstein

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Like da pistons toss da heat, she was pissed off yea p.o.ed she said go head and wild out ill call ya p.o. You'll end up on da maury show.

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Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings. -Maury Ballstein

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I'm hosting a quiz show, but I never considered myself a game show host.

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Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us. -Derek Zoolander

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Television viewers, they've been around a long time. They've been watching this thing now for 50 years. I mean, they know exactly what's happening when it comes to television programming. You can't put anything over on them anymore.

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Some next ni...s almost slide in but didn't fit in. Naw I ain't Maury Povich but who the fu.. is you kid-in? These big weight ni...s throwing their bid in

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Hey ma, its J.R. and L's it ain't hard to tell we da ni...z in we da ni...z in Maury and car alarm da fell wit that hard to sell,

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Hey girls on the Maury show; If you're not 100% sure someone is your baby daddy don't make an a.. out of yourself.

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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!

This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!

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I think, you know, it was something that I really wanted. I wanted so much to have a son or daughter. We adopted a son. And it was just the most wonderful thing. I think the only thing that was difficult for both Maury and myself were the sleepless nights.

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You say you make my style Maury show your not the father. Eating rappers like a I'm pacman waka waka. Were all fly still high like a rhasta fara. Im the king so bow bow but I aint Flocka Flocka.

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