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Mc Hammer Jokesing Idiot Quotes & Sayings
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I'm an idiot for caring, I'm an idiot for still liking you, I'm just a plain idiot!
Unknown
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All you bi...es you cant touch this like Im MC Hammer. Where were you when I was cutting dope with Arm & Hammer.
Kodak Black
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But as for Hammer, i've always done the type of music that's entertaining and fun. From 'it's all good' all the way back to 'let's get it started'.
MC Hammer
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Drop the work off the scale, throw some ice in the pot. Then let that Arm & Hammer, hammer it right to a lot.
Meek Mill
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Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused. I lost thirty mill so I spent another 30, cuz unlike Hammer 30 mil cant hurt me.
Jay Z
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I Got 30 Cars, Whole Lot Of Dancers I Take Them Everywhere.. I'm MC Hammer Started Selling Dough, I'm Too Legit To Quit When Its Hammer Time, I'm Pulling Out The Stick.
Rick Ross
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There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.
William Hazlitt
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I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Billy Madison
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If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johannes Sebastian Bach
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Galileo was no idiot. Only an idiot could believe that science requires martyrdom - that may be necessary in religion, but in time a scientific result will establish itself.
David Hilbert
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I planned on taking the hammer on Thor, and sort of missed my opportunity. But its not happening this time, I guarantee it. Ill say it publically, too. The hammer is coming with me. I thought, oh maybe they will give it to me, but that didnt happen.
Chris Hemsworth
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Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!
Unknown
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Whenever Hammer does something it's going be scrutinized.
MC Hammer
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Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.
Peter Lynch
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People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about.
Steve Marriott
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Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.
Mickey Spillane
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I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones?
Margot Dalton
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Do as little harm to others as you can; make any sacrifice for your true friends; be responsible for yourself and ask nothing of others; and grab all the fun you can. Don't give much thought to yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow, live in the moment, and trust that your existence has meaning even when the world seems to be all blind chance and chaos. When life lands a hammer blow in your face, do your best to respond to the hammer as if it had been a cream pie. Sometimes black humor is the only kind we can summon, but even dark laughter can sustain.
Dean Koontz
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I cheated. I made a big-time, immature mistake that I believe everyone needs to go through and I take positive and negative from it. But I dont even know who it was. I didnt have s.. with a girl, I just kissed a girl. Regardless, I take cheating really seriously and Ive always taken it seriously, but you dont take things seriously until it really happens to you. Then you change. I definitely learned a lot from what I did. It was a stupid mistake. I loved her a lot and she was my best friend, but I say its a blessing because I didnt cheat on my wife. Then I would have been the biggest idiot. Im still an idiot, its just better to learn these things when youre young
Rob Kardashian
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Can't touch this!
MC Hammer
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