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Meal Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Meal Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Any free meal is a good meal, you know?
Joe Sakic
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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
Louis CK
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For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
William Shakespeare
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Being an adult means knowing you can have cake for every meal, but choosing not to have cake for every meal because you're too drunk to eat.
Unknown
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I'll watch any TV show where they buy, remodel, or cook a house, meal, or person.
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It's funny how McDonald's is trying to become 'healthy'. Adding 4 apple slices to a Happy Meal isn't going to rid childhood obesity.
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Food is the most important meal of the day.
Nikhil Saluja
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Susan Healy
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
Unknown
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In corn, I think I've found the key to the American food chain. If you look at a fast-food meal, a McDonald's meal, virtually all the carbon in it - and what we eat is mostly carbon - comes from corn.
Michael Pollan
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Sitting down to a meal with an Indian family is different from sitting down to a meal with a British family.
Roland Joffe
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Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
Unknown
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Funny you mention my dinner parties when I have just suggested that inviting close friends over to share a meal with candlelight and wine at your table could be a form of religious experience for some people To me it's a form of sacrament.
Sally Quinn
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Holy Thursday, The disciples prepare the passover meal, They meet in the upper room, Jesus washes the disciples feet, and they head to the garden of Gethsemane post meal, something that rubs against every law of Jewish culture, but is quintessential Jesus. This is it...the cup won't be passed. Everything Jesus ever said about the Kingdom, Temples, and the empires of men is about to become very real.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
Unknown
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman...or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Unknown
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I'm 21 years old but I still order a kids meal.
Unknown
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There is no conflict between a better meal and a better world.
Rene Redzepi
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A meal can be an erotic experience in itself.
Alex Comfort
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