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Mean To Ur Snake Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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I'm fascinated by the whole concept of snake handling. When you read about the Pentecostal snake handlers, what strikes you the most is their commitment.
Lucinda Williams
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony.....the rattle snake died.
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Method is more important than strength, when you wish to control your enemies. By dropping golden beads near a snake, a crow once managed To have a passer-by kill the snake for the beads.
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If I seem to take part in politics, it is only because politics encircles us today like the coil of a snake from which one cannot get out, no matter how much one tries. I wish therefore to wrestle with the snake.
Mahatma Gandhi
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If I seem to take part in politics, it is only because politics encircles us today like the coil of a snake from which one cannot get out, no matter how much one tries. I wish therefore to wrestle with the snake.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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An old friend of mine once told me, stop feeding the snake around your neck, one day it will grow strong enough to strangle you. How did she know? Guess it takes a snake to know one.
Johanna Georgsson
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Method is more important than strength, when you wish to control your enemies. By dropping golden beads near a snake, a crow once managed To have a passer-by kill the snake for the beads.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
Jack Handey
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
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Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.
John Mayer
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.
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You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.
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'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend.
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