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Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own.	1776 up, 155 down

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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"	1651 up, 608 down

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."	1396 up, 515 down

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Real men never stop trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he's got her.	904 up, 90 down

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.	998 up, 222 down

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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.	864 up, 228 down

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The only three things a guy should want change to about his girl is her last name, address, and her viewpoint on men.	648 up, 52 down

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

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No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop...	642 up, 65 down

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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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Wednesday, June 19

Men are a necessary entity in this world because we cannot imagine a world without men. It is the law of nature that both men and women should live together in this world for the human progeny to survive. Very few men are able to live up to the reputation and appreciation from women. It is hard to find out what is needed of men. “Men are at the bottom animal, midway citizen and at the top divine. But the climate of this world is such that few ripen at the top “said Henry ward Beecher. In majority of the cases, men are despised for cheating on women and this infuriates the women. As Oscar Wilde said, “young men want to be faithful and are not old men want to be faithless and cannot”. The various types of nature in men are mainly attributed to their upbringing, the society and the bloodline. All men are of one metal but not in one mold. Several quotes on men are given here which give a diversified view on them. Read them and share with your friends.