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Men Leaving Toilet Seat Up Up Quotes & Sayings
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
Unknown
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
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Music loud, hear it banging through the whole street. Beat getting shit on: toilet bowl seat.
Mac Miller
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I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a famous thing. It should be treated well.'
Ben Affleck
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I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
Albus Dumbledore
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I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
Farrah Fawcett
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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So chillin' in the front seat nn the back seat. I'm drivin', cruisin'
Rebecca Black
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Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat.
Rebecca Black
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing the possibility of splash back when they urinate. Also, that's not what they're for.
Seth Meyers
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There are all these scripts where the women, if they're working, are prostitutes and lawyers with an angry streak who'll kill you. It's a reaction to women leaving their men and men being angry about it and saying it on some subconscious level.
Parker Posey
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I am happy to be leaving high school but incredibly sad to be leaving the people who I've made all these memories with.
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Leaving high school is not only about leaving everything behind but to learn to be independent and responsible.
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In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.
Al Roker
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