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Mental Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mental Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I remember once I read a book on mental illness and there was a nurse that had gotten sick. Do you know what she died from? From worrying about the mental patients not being able to get their food. She became a mental patient.
Ornette Coleman
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Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
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As to the mental essence, we find it in infants devoid of every mental form.
Avicenna
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Success or failure in business is caused more by the mental attitude even than by mental capacities.
Walter Scott
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The value and rank of every art is in proportion to the mental labor employed in it, or the mental pleasure in producing it.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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All this stuff goes in the mental notebook...the mental notebook is big as fu.....mostly full of music journalists hahaha.
Calvin Harris
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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Happiness is mental harmony; unhappiness is mental inharmony.
James Allen
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What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories.
William Somerset Maugham
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I think the most important thing I work on is just my mental approach to every day, my mental approach to the game. How to come in each and every day focused, doing what I want to do, I think that's just the biggest issue.
Paul Pierce
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Success or failure in business is caused more by the mental attitude even than by mental capacities.
Sir Walter Scott
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Success or failure in business is caused more by the mental attitude more than by mental capacities.
Sir Walter Scott
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Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
Thomas Jefferson
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