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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les Dawson
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I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there.
Bryan Ferry
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When I met my wife 20 plus years ago, she was a vegetarian, so I was the closest thing to the devil that she had ever met.
Michael Symon
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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My wife is a s.. object - every time I ask for s.., she objects.
Les Dawson
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I think it can be hard for any man to sometimes be upstaged by his wife. So when I'm home, I work very hard to be Todd's wife and Jade's mother. I have no problem going back to those traditional roles. I try to be Giada, the young girl that he met 20 years ago and fell in love with.
Giada De Laurentiis
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My wife is a s.. object - every time I ask for s.., she objects.
Les Dawson
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Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.
Les Paul
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I met my wife, Doreen, who was a dancer in the show.
Ernie Wise
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I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
Joan Collins
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I met David Smith through my former wife, Cornelia, who'd studied with him.
Kenneth Noland
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
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I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena.
Mathias Rust
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I've met my soulmate. the love of my life. my current fiancee and my future wife.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a s..y negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I think it's quite extraordinary that people cast me as if I'm Warren Beatty: until I met my present wife, at the age of 35, you could name two girlfriends.
Colin Firth
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I met my wife in Washington, D.C. I was a senior in college. WW II was about to descend upon us. Jobs were starting to open up after a prolonged depression.
Tom Glazer
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I just wanted to say how much that I love you. From the moment that we met and long after we've said 'I Do' I cant ever imagine you not being in my life. I thank the Lord for joining us together as husband and wife.
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