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Miami Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you're all covered up in this heat, you're gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It's sweaty in Miami-but the diamonds will keep me cool.
Lil Kim
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
Henry Youngman
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I keep the nine mili laser tag pal condo in Miami that's my favorite pad watchin' Rondo versus Miami he just made a ass.
Jim Jones
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That's a summer wit Miami, Bottle in the air, I'm living without a care. Shorty beside me, The wind blowing threw her hair, That's a summer with Miami.
Jim Jones
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I love Miami because it's so low-key. It's not a proper city like New York or Los Angeles, where if you go outside you have to be properly dressed and everything. In Miami, I could walk around naked. The good thing here is that there aren't too many photographers chasing you. If you're in LA, the photographers are everywhere.
Anna Kournikova
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They trying to change the game on them, ... A lot of people have done movies in Miami, and movies in MIA are real bright. Movies in Miami are yellow and red and green. He's shooting a lot at night, trying to make it hot.
Jamie Foxx
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One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water and the beach - of course - and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.
Oksana Baiul
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Well I started the company Stacks On Deck Ent by myself. Once I did that Miami Mike heard of me from the internet and from me doing little shows in Mississippi. We hooked up and now we are a dynamic duo. Miami Mike has helped me out alot in the streets thats where I was lacking. Plus I got shows lined up from here to May 2007. Even Out Of Country and thats wuz up!
Soulja Boy
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
Unknown
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