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Michael Philips Quotes & Sayings
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I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
Emo Philips
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I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
Emo Philips
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I think suspense is a big thing.
Gina Philips
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England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
Emo Philips
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I'm a horror movie fanatic.
Gina Philips
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Take time every day to do something silly.
Philips Walker
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Emo Philips
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Computers quotes
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have s.. quite so often.
Emo Philips
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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
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You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
Emo Philips
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Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
Emo Philips
9 Likes
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
3 Likes
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
Emo Philips
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My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
Emo Philips
6 Likes
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
Emo Philips
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People always ask me, Where were you when Kennedy was shot? Well, I don't have an alibi.
Emo Philips
3 Likes
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
45 Likes
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I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
Emo Philips
6 Likes
Michael worked one day. Everybody was a little freaked out and nervous because he's a really big star. We were already working with really big stars, but Michael is Michael.
Barry Sonnenfeld
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