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 Jack Handey quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
 
 Maya Angelou quotes 
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Suggest Revision: My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
 
 Mike Wilmot quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
 
 Eddie Murphy quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
 
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Suggest Revision: My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
 
 Max Eastman quotes 
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Suggest Revision: It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
 
 Bette Davis quotes 
Suggest Revision: Sex is God's joke on human beings.
 
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