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Suggest Revision: Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
 
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Suggest Revision: To get to a woman's heart, a man must first use his own.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
 
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Suggest Revision: God lets everything happen for a reason. It's all a learning process, and you have to go from one level to another.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it can go from love to anger. It's a great dynamic.
 
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Suggest Revision: Disappointment weighs heavy on the pride
 
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Suggest Revision: I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
 
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