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Mikes Lemonade Bottle Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing says 'I sit down when I pee' quite like a dude enjoying a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Unknown
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Now that's one bottle, two bottle, three bottle, four!
Nicki Minaj
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She got a bottle of tequilla, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music I could fit right in.
Counting Crows
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Bottle after bottle, drink until I overdose. Pull up in the Phantom watch them bi...es catch the Holy Ghost.
Meek Mill
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This year is the first year I havent got hit in the head with a bottle, so you know I complained to the crowd 'look if your gonna throw a bottle, throw it right! follow in my footsteps, if your gonna hit someone with a bottle, fu..ing hit them'.
Oliver Sykes
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I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.
Kanye West
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Getting hit in the head with a bottle. In fact they missed didnt they? This year it was so bad I actually complained to the crowd and said Look, if your gonna throw a bottle throw it right.
Oliver Sykes
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Pop bottles, take one of them ho.. and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured it in her mouth I said I wanna see you gargle, Then she answered back, guess what, I can swallow, She can swallow the whole bottle.
Travis Porter
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
Gene Perret
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An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
George Mikes
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Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww
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Lemonade is the best summer drink.
Isabelle Fuhrman
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If you have a lemon, make lemonade.
Howard Luck Gossage
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I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.
Baron Hill
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.
James Brady
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If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.
Joan Collins
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When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
Dale Carnegie
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If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn.
Adam Sessler
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In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.
George Mikes
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