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Milk Mom Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Milk Mom" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.
Natalie Portman
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Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which, Ben and Jerry's introduced their new flavor, Chocolate Chip Minkcuz they're not gonna use breast milk.
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Stop crying over spilled milk. Im sure there's more milk to fill your glass right back up.
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You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career.
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There's no use in crying over spilled milk, unless that milk is Yoohoo.
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Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?
Billy Madison
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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I think that by following the route that I have tried to outline, one gets into a much more interesting and productive series of questions than those that result from saying simply that Chinese don't like milk because they don't like milk.
Marvin Harris
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When a woman gives birth to a child, the child needs to be able to digest the mother's milk; but when this child is old enough to begin to eat other foods, there is some switching off of this ability to consume milk.
Marvin Harris
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
Rick Sutter
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My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and there's a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl.
Sarah Zettel
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
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My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom 'I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people'. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.
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I want to be a loving mom. I want to be a mom who listens. I want to be a cool mom. I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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I wasn't a teen mom, but still a young mom, who is struggling with many issues even now. You don't go see me dumping my kid off somewhere
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As a single mom you have to play the roles of both a mother as well as a father. This is the most difficult aspect of being a single mom apart from the financial challenges. You have to pamper your precious children as a mother and also scold them like a father when they go wrong.
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