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Miranda Hobbes Men In Bed Quotes & Sayings
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These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
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Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
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I can't have s.. with a sandwich. Can I?
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I've been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet....
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I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
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How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
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Please, tell me you didn't f**k the delivery guy?
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Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?
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I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.
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They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
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My friend went to California and all I got was this lousy dildo.
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Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second.
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Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
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I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.
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Wow! Nobody needs this much. You know the average woman is only five inches deep.
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A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.
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That's not true, you've had s.. with plenty of married people.
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I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But, I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect myself.
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I'm just saying as a lawyer, a partner no less, I got zero dates and as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night.
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This isn't PS 147, we're adults now, she's married for Christ sake. We have to at least pretend to know better.
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