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Mom Patience Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mom Patience Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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Step Mom, you entered our family at my father's side with wisdom and patience. Though of your flesh I was not conceived, you cared and filled an empty need.
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
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It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening.
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I'll pray for patience, because if I pray for strength, I may throw you out the window!
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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Patience is not about doing nothing. Patience is about constantly doing everything you can. But being patient about results.
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Soon I knew the craft of experimental physics was beyond me - it was the sublime quality of patience - patience in accumulating data, patience with recalcitrant equipment - which I sadly lacked.
Abdus Salam
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I smile because you're my Mother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. Happy Mom's Day!
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
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When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections, but instantly set about remedying them -- every day begin the task anew -
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself.
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Ashley Scott
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